While
on vacation a friend of mine (Steve) was thinking about moving
down here to beutiful Miami. So (me being the good friend I
am) I take him to south beach to show him what this town has
to offer. Like the best beaches, bars,and sluty tourist girls.
Not even five minutes on the beach and we know that the gods
are on our side. We found the answer to all my prayers the
big tittied chick whiling to party named........boob?no....tata?.....funbags?..melons?..mama..MARIA
anyways she thought we were cool so we headed back to Steve's
for good time, and being a good host I let Steve take this
one but as GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL FIND ME SOME TITTS........um
ya well enjoy The Dirty One
